aspiringdemon asked:

Okay, imma hit you with a would-you-rather: Would you rather have legs as longs as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs? Someone asked me this the other day and I CANNOT think which one would be worse xD

cultofkimber answered:

I’d want legs as long as my fingers. I feel like I’d get more done that way than the alternative. Like, life doesn’t seem like it’d be much different if I had tiny nubbin legs. But super-long fingers seem like they’d be really unhelpful for anything other than making me look creepy and flipping the lightswitch off without getting out of bed. So, yeah.

Dude, imagine trying to climb stairs with those legs though! Could take daaaays