If I Were…

If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be a Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 10:00AM.
If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Pipefish.
If I were a direction, I’d be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an antique writing desk, OR a comfy armchair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be mango juice.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be Tiger’s Eye.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Giant Sequoia. 
If I were a tool, I’d be an open-ended spanner, OR a sledgehammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a dry, crisp frost with a clear sky, and cold enough to see your own breath.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Fender Stratocaster.
If I were a colour, I’d be lime green.
If I were a fruit, I’d be an apple.
If I were a sound, I’d be the sound of a pencil drawing on paper.
If I were a food, I’d be fresh, hot, plain white rice sprinkled with a little salt and sweet chilli sauce.
If I were a place, I’d be a quiet riverbank near where I Iive, where you can sit and look out over the river and the fields that lay beyond it, and listen to the birds sing and absolutely nothing else.
If I were a material, I’d be brushed cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweetness.
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of freshly laundered clothes.
If I were an object, I’d be a well-worn and loved silver ring.
If I were a body part, I’d be the hands.
If I were a song, I’d be Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns N’ Roses.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of 8 eyelet Doc Martens.

What would you be?